What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Angler Jokes More Angler Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

What do you call a radioactive Angler?

Nuclear fishin'