What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Angler Jokes More Angler Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

What do you call a radioactive Angler?

Nuclear fishin'