How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.