How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.