How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.