How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?

A dinosnore !

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What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.