What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers