What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap