What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ?

An aero-drone !

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

ele-font