Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

You might also enjoy:

Judo Jokes More Judo Jokes

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

Kung Fu Jokes More Kung Fu Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction