Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks