Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

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I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.