Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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He was far out man. --

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.