Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Everyone has the same DNA.

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Danke Shn.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.