Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.