Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Nothing!

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She would always let it go.

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Because it's Greek.

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Because they're greasy

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Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.