Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.