Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.