Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump