Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks