Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.