Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks