Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.