Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.