Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

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How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !