Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..