Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly. I'll see myself out.

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile. :(