Long Word Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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