SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
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A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
The cast-a-net.
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
It's mistaken for granite.
By abusing his names in other languages.
Sign language.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
You twist its knob. edit: grammar
Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.
Wine-er-melon
Cause they can't stab them in the back
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