SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
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A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
A goldfish!
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Porch-uguese
Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans
T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
They both have a hated governor.
Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
You will get tired.
An all day run