Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
Edit: I'm so sorry.
Covers tracks
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
