What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."