What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What do you call a black attorney?

A brotha-in-law

What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.