What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!