What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P