What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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English Jokes More English Jokes

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Long Word Jokes More Long Word Jokes

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)