SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
He wouldn't turn in his essay
Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Because its in the middle of water!!!
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