Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
You herd me!"
A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
A Wii fit
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
My Zipper.
Because their sheep can hear zippers.
