Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away