What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

Big Cat Jokes More Big Cat Jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.