What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

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How do you blend in at a bald convention?

Chemo-flage

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.