Blend Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How do you blend in at a bald convention?

Chemo-flage

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.