What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.