What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.