Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Cancer stole our jobs!"
He is small arms dealer
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
I hope its somewhere good
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
McBook Eyre
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
Easel-y
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !
A rootabaga.
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
Johnny Cash.
