Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
She was fed up with the hole business.
Oh, wait they're done.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Anthrax.
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
No telemarketers.
He's making bankon.
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
Johnny Cash.
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
