How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.