How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!