Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
He's outstanding in his field
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
May the forth be with you"
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Your products are fruity.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Easel-y
No telemarketers.
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
The riverbank.
Johnny Cash.
He ran out of cocaine.
