Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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It runs in his jeans.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.