Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.