Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!