Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!