Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.