Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.