Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.