Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level