Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Why is this wet?

she asks. "Because it's below C level."