Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

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What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!