Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for