Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

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Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce