Year Ago Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate call his idiot son?

A retarrrrrd

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Virgin Mobile Jokes More Virgin Mobile Jokes

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.