A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
Because the 'p' is silent.
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
A crashing bore.
There are 20 of them.
There's twenty of them.
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..
Because he's not a full es.
A: A car thief who can't drive!
One is still in the EU.
Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."
A "Build your own Jesus" kit.
The Age Of Ultron.
