A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
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They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
With lots of drafts
If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
After the last dog they just ate.
888 MSG
When he owns it.
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
Nothing.
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
Because they dress in lairs.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
