Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt.....

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What do you call an English rock band that is high?

THE ROLLING STONED!