Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen?

You can make soldiers out of toast.

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead