Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

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Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters