Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.