Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.