Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.