Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!