Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!