Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one