Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.