Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)