What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?

Elephantoms !