What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

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What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?

Elephantoms !

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !