What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

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Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

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What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !