Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."