Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

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What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in