They both get jumped by Mexicans.
A purr-rito
dos y dos
Mountin' time
I give them a wall, and they take offense.
The NBA
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.