What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.