What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.