What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"