What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!