What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a crazy Mexican dog?

Perronoid

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.