What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.