What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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What mythological monster casts no reflection?

A: All of them.

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

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What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.