What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Who did they cast as the Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!