How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.