How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.