How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

Top post on /r/Jokes.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.