How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora?

Cunstwaylow

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.