Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
Whatever it says in the book.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
Because they were cutting corners.
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
A Juan man army...
A Quebrolet.
Top post on /r/Jokes.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.