How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Ocd Jokes More Ocd Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...