How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.