How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

Ocd Jokes More Ocd Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Why do people with OCD like Family Feud?

Because it's always black and white.