What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

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What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?

Hop in !

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."