What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?

Hop in !

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!