What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."