What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?

Hop in !

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!