What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.