What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.