What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver