What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Lets get this done in one sitting.

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I'm melting!

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He's flat Baroque...

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Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.