What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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Daddy help I'm melting!"

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Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

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What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..