What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.