What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..