Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.