He was looking for pooh.
A keBob!
Crossfit
A rottweiller.
Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.
An Ig !
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Winnie the Pooh !
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
He had an itchy Tigger finger
I've never smeared tigger on my face