Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face