What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)