What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.