What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Because he needed his space.

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Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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He can't even last a femtosecond!

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Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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One that smells like a snow man.

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Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!