What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

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What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery