What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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My girlfriend

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Call them "carrot top"

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!