What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.