What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn