What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ?

Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/