What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn