Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

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How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice