Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day