What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How old are your kids?

kids "

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!