What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

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How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.