What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next