What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.