What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.