Neighbour Jokes

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.