What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next