What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.