What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.