What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.