What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!