How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.