How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them