How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.