How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.