How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals