How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid