What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.