What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

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Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny