What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts