What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.