What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude