What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude