What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude