What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude