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What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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Bi Polar Bear Jokes More Bi Polar Bear Jokes

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Trample Jokes More Trample Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."