Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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Trample Jokes More Trample Jokes

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Ilene Jokes More Ilene Jokes

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.