Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ?

Claudework Orange !

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Trample Jokes More Trample Jokes

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.