Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ?

Claudework Orange !