Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.