Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.