Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.