Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

What do naked fish play with ?

Bare-a-cudas !

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What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator