Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What is a Mexicans Favorite book?

TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.