Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.