Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL