Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's an English geologist's favourite fruit?

A pomegranate.

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.