Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.